
Stakhanovite gets her East European on from time to time, and so we went a combing the lower East Side this weekend in search of a place to feed her soul.
It’s interesting to see how Europe sort of slips from East to West, how in a way the cultural change is almost imperceptible. It’s something I don’t think Americans really feel, judging by the conversations I’ve had about regional identity. Americans seem to break their country up into very distinct chunks, broken up along one line or another. The grits line. The Texas border. The barbecue line. Stakhanovite and her friends portray Russian as almost Polish and Polish as almost Czech and Czech as almost Austrian… Stakhanovite is Russian, but we found ourselves in a Polish restaurant, and that was close enough – and I don’t mean this in a flippant way. Russian and Polish cuisine share far more than the two languages do, and Stakhanovite declared her inner East European well satisfied.
The Lower East Side (which really starts much further south), was once a part of Eastern Europe, but only traces remain now – yet they are beautiful traces, both in terms of quality and in the sheer fact that they’ve stayed, allowing time to move on around them and revealing the genealogy of the place. Like geological cores. There’s the Second Avenue Deli, of course, and Moishe’s Bake Shop, which never, ever quite manages to live up to the expectations its window creates (and admittedly they are high), and several Polish butchers – of which more later, and the whole of mini-Ukraine (sadly devoid of gastronomic interest).
We found ourselves in a place called Polonia, on First Ave, and we were happy as soon as we walked in, for the place looked like a truck stop and sounded like it was in Poland. It was in a basement, and the air was thick enough to see the sunlight. The floor was checkerboard linoleum, and a lunch counter, near invisible beneath trays of nasty looking pastries, occupied a third of the room. Dour men with white hair and hard hands ate kielbasa, sinking it with something that might have been strudel. I’m not well up on Polish baking. The tables were saved for retirees, and neighbourhood families brunching. Prices for working men who ate there every day, prices at which I’ll go back for pierogies. Often. The kitchen staff consisted of three babushkas, talking about their grandchildren in Polish – it must have been the first kitchen I’ve ever seen in New York without a Mexican dishwasher. One of the babushkas was on dish duty, but I’m guessing they take turns.
Polish food, when possible, consists of meat, meat and more meat. And this was decent meat – kielbasa was juicy and smoky and snapped pleasantly when cut, and bigos, the national dish, a sort of choucroute garnie, was based on heavy duty sauerkraut. You could taste the effort that had gone into its creation, almost down to the last peppercorn, and it was full of little brown bits of meaty goodness. Though flavourful, the sauerkraut could have been younger and fresher – not a flaw, merely a stylistic choice. Pierogi, filled with sauerkraut and mushrooms, splendid. About as good as you can make pierogi without slathering them in schmaltz. The only item of true quality, though, was borscht, unlike any Stakhanovite had tasted before. Beet flavour shone over a rich and savoury foundation, with a clear hint of bay leaves. The soup had a splendid tang, partly from the beet pickle juice, partly (we thought), from kvass. Forgettable dumplings floated in it, Stakhanovite thought they were a Polish touch.
We emerged blinking into the sun, and found ourselves, entirely by accident, outside the Kurowyzczy Meat Market, which people in Poland have heard of. I’m not kidding. Their window display looked like a Soviet hospital – gleaming steel trays rested on a white tiled sill, a single ham, brown and aged like oak, dumped carelessly on each one. Framed above them was a huge document, bearing the seal of the Polish ministry of agriculture and signed by someone meriting a footnote in history. It was issued in 1930, to the original Mr. Kurowyzczy. We went in, of course – their meat looked splendid, bright red, and a whole calve’s liver gorged with blood, but what people really go there for is the kielbasy (pl.). I made puppy eyes till I was allowed to take some home – Stakhanovite purchased a bit of her childhood. The shelves were a paean to the Warsaw Pact, covered in names and products she gleefully recognized (the shelves in Latvia are much less so). Like stepping onto the set of Goodbye Lenin. Buckwheat cookies. Polish pickles. Huge jars of unlabelled herring. Little fudge creams with pictures of a cow (these Stakhanovite bought) – they tasted of some universal experience of childhood, sweet and soft, cream and sugar rather than chocolate.
We went home with some ham sausage (make ham, compress into sausage shape, cure again) and kasha kishka, which is an intestine (kishka) stuffed with buckwheat groats (kasha) and pig’s blood, a Polish boudin. The ham sausage was good – it’s apparently the product the Poles esteem most highly, flavoured with garlic and peppercorns and smoke, but the kishka was a revelation. Like the best, richest, smokiest breakfast hash imaginable, and then some. It was one of those dishes with which to convert skeptics, and if any of you choose to visit me, I will feed it to you for breakfast.
Incidentally, I’ve a recommendation for what is apparently even better Polish food out in Brooklyn. I invite any interested readers to join me in a posse.
Polonia. First Avenue, between 5th and 6th. Meat costs as much as a burger, but 8 pierogi are $5.25, and are better for you. Borscht is compulsory, and they have good pumpernickel bread.
Kurowyzczy Meat Market. First Avenue, between 7th and Saint Marks. Cheaper than that ripoff that calls itself a deli in your neighbourhood.